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Quit worrying. You'll be
back on your knees in no time. (Jack Nicholson) |
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- Pay me a compliment,
Melvin. I need one... (J. Nicholson, H. Hunt) |
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Appetites aren't as big
as your noses, huh? (Jack Nicholson) |
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- Why can't I just have a
normal boyfriend! Why? Just a regular... |
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People who talk in
metaphors outta shampoo my crotch. (J. Nicholson) |
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Dr. Green, how can you
diagnose someone as an obsessive... (J. Nicholson) |
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Or, if it's election
night, and you're excited and you want... (J.
Nicholson) |
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- Where was my little
baby? Where was my baby? - In the basement... |
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- Can I ask you a
personal question? - Sure... (J. Nicholson, G. Kinnear) |
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- I've got Jews at my
table! - It's not your table... (J. Nicholson, H. Hunt) |
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- Fu*king HMO's! Bastard
pieces of sh*t! - Carolyn! - I'm sorry. - It's... |
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They make me buy a new
outfit, and they let you in... (J. Nicholson) |
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Clippety-clop, clippety-clop,
ignores me! (Jack Nicholson) |
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Don't be like me! Don't
you be like me! You stay just the... (J. Nicholson) |
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- Hope you find him love
that dog. - You don't... (J. Nicholson, G. Kinnear) |
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- I love you. - I tell
you buddy, I'd be the luckiest... (G. Kinnear, J.
Nicholson) |
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Must try other people's
clean silverware as part of fun of dining... (H. Hunt) |
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Do you like to be
interrupted when you're nancing around in... (J.
Nicholson) |
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What I know is, is that
as long as you keep your work... (J. Nicholson) |
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- You wanna dance? -
Well, I've been thinking... (H. Hunt, J.
Nicholson) |
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AS
GOOD AS IT GETS 2 |
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- I'm afraid he might
pull the stiff one eye on me... (J. Nicholson, H. Hunt) |
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- Do you have any control
over how creepy you... (H. Hunt, J. Nicholson) |
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You miss the tough guy?
Well here I am, sweetheart! Happy.... (G. Kinnear) |
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- How do you write women
so well? I think of a man, and then I take away... |
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Where did they teach you
to talk like this? At some Panama... (J. Nicholson) |
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Ah, Carol the waitress,
Simon the fag. (Jack Nicholson) |
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"Always look on the
bright side of your life." (J. Nicholson) |
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Not even if you hear a
sound of a thud from my home, and.... (J. Nicholson) |
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Think white and get
serious! (Jack Nicholson) |
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Where's the trust? (Jack Nicholson) |
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AS
GOOD AS IT GETS 3 |
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